Wednesday, December 31, 2014

50 Of The Best Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams quotes about life and philosophy

Robin Williams the much-loved Hollywood comedian and actor. An animated and prolific performer, Williams was known for colorful and thoughtful personality. With more than 100-acting roles and charismatic personality out of character, the actor touched fans with his word.The 63-year old Oscar-winning star had a memorable career in television and film, including in the hit comedy "Good morning" and "one liners". The death of Robin Williams silenced one of Hollywood's most famous voice. Keep Williams spirit alive through some of his most memorable quotes that capture his power voice both on screen and off........

1. Never fight with an ugly person,
they have got nothing to lose.

2. You will have bad times,
but they will always wake you up
to the stuff you weren't
paying attention to.

3. You must strive to find your own
voice because the longer you wait 
to begin, the less likely you 
are to find it at all.

4. There is still a lot to learn 
and there is always great stuff out there.
 Even mistakes can be wonderful.

5. Real loss is only possible
when you love something more
 than you love yourself.

6. No matter what people tell
you, words and ideas can
change the world.

7. If it's the psychic network
why do they need a
 phone number?

8. All it takes is 
A beautiful fake smile to hide 
an injured soul and they will 
never notice how broken 
you really are!

9. You know, you get that tattoo
of barbed wire when you're 18, but
by the time you're 80, it's
a picket fence.

10. My battles with addiction
definitely shaped how I am now.
Thy really made me deeply appreciate
 human contact. And the value 
of friends  and family, 
how precious that is.

11. Cocaine is God's way of saying
you're making too much money.

12. Ah, yes, divorce......from the
Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.

13. The Second Amendment
says we have the right to bear arms,
not to bear artillery.

14. Do you think God gets stoned?
I think so......look at the Platypus.

15. Why do they call it rush hour
when nothing moves?

16. Reality is just a crutch
for people who can't cope
with drugs.

17. In England, if you commit a crime,
the police don't have a gun and you
don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, 
the police will say,"stop, or 
I'll say stop again."

18. Death is nature's way 
of speaking, "your table is ready.

19. A women would never make
a nuclear bomb. They would never make
a weapon that kills. They'd make
a weapon that makes you
feel bad for a while.

20. The French have a bomb, too.
The Michelin Bomb-only destroys
restaurants under four stars.

21. People say satire is dead.
It is no dead, it's alive and living
in the white house.

22. Gentiles are people who
eat mayonnaise for no reason.

23. Comedy is acting out optimism.

24. The worst thing in life is
not to end up all alone. The worst thing
in life is to end up with people
who make you feel alone.

25. Even fool seam smart
when they are quiet.

26. Spring is nature's way of 
saying. Let's party.

27. I always thought the idea 
of education was to learn to
think for yourself.

28. What some folks call, "impossible"
is just stuff they haven't seen before.

29. Happiness can be found,
even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to 
turn on the light.

30. I stand upon my desk
to remind myself that we must
constantly look at things 
in a different way.

31. Time is the best teacher,
but unfortunately, it kills all
of its student.

32. I try to make sense of things,
which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. 
There must be a reason that I am as I am. 
There must be.

33. Now I want you to take care 
of everything that's smaller than you.

34. When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

35. Seize the day. Because, 
believe it or not, each and every one of us
 in this room is one day going to stop 
breathing, turn cold and die.

36. I wish you know how amazing
and worthy and life giving you are.

37. A whole human life 
is just a heart beat here in heaven.
Then we'll all be together forever.

38. Language was invented for
one reason, boys-to woo women.

39. If women ran the world
we wouldn't have wars, just intense
negotiations every 28 days.

40. God gave men both a penis and
a brain, but unfortunately not enough 
blood supply to run both
at the same time.

41. We had gay burglars 
the other night. They broke in 
and rearranged the furniture.

42. My God. We've had 
cloning in the South for years. 
It's called cousins.

43. Politics: "Poli" 
a Latin word meaning "Many"; and "Tics"
meaning "blood sucking creatures."

44. I'm sorry, if you were right,
I'd agree with you.

45. The statue of liberty is no
longer saying, "give me your poor, 
your tired, your huddled masses.
"she's got a baseball bad and yelling,
"you want a piece of me?"

46. What's right is what's left
if you do everything else wrong.
47. I like my wine, I like my
women-ready to pass out.

48. You could talk about 
same-sex marriage, but people who
 have been married (say) "it's the 
same sex all the time".

49. You're only given
 a little spark of madness. 
You mustn't lose it.

50. You have this idea 
that you'd better keep working 
otherwise people will forget. 
And that was dangerous.